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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

quibbs:

i remember going to my first con as terezi and i accidentally tumbled down the staircase RIGHT NEXT to the homestuck photoshoot

we’re talking about almost every homestuck in that con in one room that i just tripped down stairs in front of, and those

goddamn

considerate

assholes

only asked me if i was okay are you kidding me you have a goldmine of jokes right there and none of you even warned me about stairs

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